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If you're wrong, he'll tell you about it[1]. Drama once imagined that this quality would do well in Dex's decided that "Now's the PERFECT time to make the pitch to channel 4 for the Pre-Pre-Post Game Show with Gaslamp Ball." Drama's response:

Wonko could be like the Ollie Williams of the show. You could just have him standing over to the side of set:

jbox: "…and that’s why we ended up on the losing end to the Dodgers last night."

Dex: “I’d have to agree with your analysis, jbox. Wonko?"

Wonko: "YOU’RE BOTH WRONG!"

Dex: "Thanks, Wonko. Coming up next…jbox makes Snickerdoodles with Jenny Cavnar! No flipping!" [2]

He's basically GLB's resident statistician.