From Gaslamp Ball Wiki - A Wiki for San Diego Padres Fans

(Redirected from User:Jodes0405)

jodes0405 has been a GLB member since August 17, 2009. Likes long walks on the beach, baking cupcakes, Weezer, beer pong, and Nicaraguan shortstops. Constantly changing her pants.

Earned a role on Gaslamp Ball as open thread creator because she has no life and jbox and Dex are very lazy busy.

She hates the Dodgers and their fans and Dodger fans hate her. She caused an internet uproar when she was granted the power to vote for the SBNation awards and didn't rank Clayton Kershaw high enough on her ballot for some Dodger fans' liking.[1] Dex came to her defense regarding the vote[2], but jodes0405 also eloquently defended herself[3][4][5][6]. She also took the time to chronicle how her actions at a Padres-Dodgers game would be quite annoying to Dodger fans.[7]

In 2014 her quotes were used in a piece for the New York Times.[8] Notably she was quoted as tweeting about the Padres ending Clayton Kershaw's scoreless innings streak:

The streak is over! We ruin everything!!!!

She was also able to sum up life as a Gaslamp Baller with a quote in the article:

For those of us who do still continue to watch the Padres every night, it’s definitely easier to do so when we can all talk about it in real time and share in all the ups and downs together.

Masthead Titles on Gaslamp Ball

  • Creeper Bait
  • Associate Keeper of Faith
  • Game Thread Guru
  • GLB Intern
  • Staff Writer
  • Editor (current)


  1. Clayton Kershaw Wins SB Nation NL Cy Young Award...But So Does Roy Halladay
  2. The Gaslamp Ball Rationale for our vote in the SB Nation Baseball Awards
  3. I'll take the award seriously when they tell me that I have to vote based on certain metrics or calculations.
  4. Who are you to say we aren't real Padres fans?
  5. That's exactly what it was.
  6. This is as simply as I can put it, and if you still don't get it, ask a 4 year old to explain it to you:
  7. Inb4 TL;DR...
  8. That time I was in The Times