The Colorado Rockies are a Major League Baseball team based in Denver, Colorado. They are a member of the NL West. They were allowed to enter the 2007 Playoffs and subsequent World Series almost entirely due to poor umpiring in Game 163. See also: Matt Holliday
The Padres also stole Everth Cabrera from them.
maestro876 suspects their owner has made a pact with the devil, as it is the only explanation for their never-ending series of miraculous comebacks.
Their home stadium is located on the moon.