Putting things in Dex

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Putting things in Dex came from My lunch hour take on A-Rod where Dex said:

First point: Ain't no nothing going into my butt unless I'm signing off on it 250%. I don't care if you're my cousin, my doctor, my priest or my wife. I better know what your intention is with that needle and how it pertains to my butt.

If you want to put something in my butt and have it leave behind any sort of chemical compound, man-made or natural, I better know exactly what it is. You get that thing away from my butt.

Second point: If you want to give me hundreds of millions of dollars and part of the bargain is to have something get put in my butt and I'm not allowed to ask any questions about it, then I'm pretty sure I can ignore my own first point.

Anybody who want to pay me upwards of $200 million can put just about anything in my butt as long as I get the money up front. No questions asked. Tic-Tacs for $100 million? Done. What's that? Steroids? $120 million? Hmmm... Lemme think about... Done. Gerbils? $180 million? Sure, why not.

The idea of Putting things in Dex was very appealing to Axion who commented:

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So that we may put together a collection in the interest of putting things in Dex.

Some comments were then posted unrelated to Putting things in Dex to which Drama quipped (and received 3 recs):

All fair points.
Now can we get back to putting stuff in Dex's butt?