Mark Prior

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Padres ownership is a sucker for San Diego boys, like Mark Prior. They even paid the former Cubby pitcher a million dollars to take the heat off their shrinking payroll. However, he never pitched an inning for the Padres. This is because Mark Prior's arm was destroyed by Dusty Baker and has fallen off several times. It is now held on by duct tape and spittle.