SOMEBODY CALL LEROY!
When you need to call someone, you call Leroy. Why? Because Leroy is the Man. He is the 10th man on the field, the 13th owner, and the guy you call when things need getting done.
Leroy first appeared in Dex's post regarding variable promotions based on attendance. In a given hypothetical concerning the possibility of a t-shirt giveaway with just a few more people attending a Padre game, Leroy was the guy to call to come to the stadium and shower t-shirt promotions upon Petco's patrons.