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In the 2010 season, the San Francisco Giants were the Padres' bitches. They forgot how to hit, how to pitch, and how to catch the ball. In a Giants' telecast, one of the announcers (probably the guy who copied Mark Grant's voice) discovered the only possible explanation: ghosts. However, he forgot that ghosts can only haunt one place, while the Giants pretty much sucked no matter where they played the Padres. There can only be one answer to this conundrum: ghosts have evolved. Unfortunately for the Giants, while ghosts are definitely real, Ghostbusters was just a movie.