Chris Young is a clinical giant. He also graduated from Princeton where, surprise, surprise, he played basketball. He has never played a season in the majors without missing time due to injury. He sucks during Spring Training. He came close to throwing the Padres first no-hitter twice, but once former Padre Joe Randa killed it with a pinch hit HR in a blow out and another time Brad Hawpe, one of the fucking Colorado Rockies (at the time), killed it.